For Remix and Riss
‘Like a hot dicking in July’
Softly Tripping
Adam tripped along magically. She was on her way to meet her lover, Enzo, for Valentine’s Day. She smiled to see a baby monkey hopping along, carrying a Steevi’s tongue in its mouth.
Adam was almost on a pig when she came across a KAWAII cake, lying alone on a naughty plate. “That must be a treat from my strong bear,” she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sweaty idk, so she ate it.
It gave her the most intelligent tingling sensation in her dicking. “How unusual!” she said and continued tripping to see Enzo.
When Enzo came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
“What is it?” Adam cried pathetically.
“Your tail! And your tongue!” Enzo said. “They’re suggestive! Can’t you feel it?”
Adam felt her tail and her tongue. They were indeed quite suggestive. “Oh, no!” Adam said. “I’m a man!” She, or rather, he started to cry. “It must have been that KAWAII cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?”
“I didn’t leave you any cake,” Enzo said. “I got you a Gray’s ass. It must have been that sexy man who lives nearby. He acts a little lovingly, ever since he sexed a Venila’s horn(s).”
“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a man?” Adam sobbed.
“Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Enzo said thoughtfully, “but I actually prefer men. And I think your tail is really dangerous like that.”
“Really?” Adam dried his tears. Adam kissed Enzo and it was an entirely hard sensation, like a hot dicking in July..
They spent the night having entirely hard sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Sweet, GAY night! A thousand times GAY night!
Adam and Steevi
by William Shakespeare
Enter Adam
Steevi appears above at a window
Adam:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the ENZO, and Steevi is the FISH.
Arise, ADORABLE FISH, and RIDING the KAWAII CHOCOLATE.
See, how he leans his TONGUE upon his DICKINGS!
O, that I were a glove upon that DICKINGS,
That I might touch that TONGUE!
Steevi:
O Adam, Adam! wherefore art thou Adam?
What’s in a name? That which we call a TAIL
By any other name would smell as KAWAII
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say “LIKE A DICK THAT’S SO FRESH YOU COULD SUCK IT’S NUTS?”
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear’st,
Thou mayst prove SLOW.
Adam:
Swain, by yonder KAWAII CHOCOLATE I swear
That tips ON A PIG the STUPID SLOWPOKE TAIL—
Steevi:
O, swear not by the CHOCOLATE, the PINK CHOCOLATE,
That KAWAII SORA changes in its SPARKLY orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise SPARKLY.
Sweet, GAY night! A thousand times GAY night!
Parting is such KAWAII sorrow,
That I shall say GAY night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Adam:
Sleep dwell upon thy TONGUE, peace in thy DICKINGS!
Would I were sleep and peace, so KAWAII YOU CREEP to rest!
KAWAII will I to my ADORABLE TAIL’s cell,
Its help to RIDING, and my KAWAII TAIL to tell.
ASK BOX CLOSED
(( Jesus Shit people…
All these asks.
All of them JUST
PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ))
WHAT? WHY? OMAIGAD YOU’RE JUST AS ASSHOLE, YOU SHELL. AND AS FOR YOU, SIR TAILS-A-LOT, WHY CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? TAIL SUCKING/FRYING/NOMMING FRIENDS? IS THAT TOO MUCH?
UH YES IT IS FAR TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE THESE DAYS
…COUGH….COUGH…
AS YOU SEE I’VE CAUGHT A BAD CASE OF THE UUHH…
PLAGUE
>:T THE PLAGUE?
I’M A POISON-TYPE. I DON’T GET SICK.
VIRUSES ARE LIKE VITAMINS FOR ME. OR SOMETHING. I DON’T KNOW.
>:T WE SHOULD BE PLAGUE BUDDIES THEN.
TAIL-MUNCHING PLAGUE BUDDIES.
AAAAA PLEASE I DON’T WANNA BE PLAGUE BUDDIES THAT SOUNDS GROSS AND PAINFUL AAAAAAAAA Q//<//Q
PLAGUE BUDDIES PLAGUE BUDDIES.
YOU CAN’T PUSS WITH US CAUSE WE TOO COO’ FOR YOU.
PLAGUE BUDDIES PLAGUE BUDDIES.
YOU AIN’T IN IF YO’ SKIN AIN’T FEELIN’ LIKE A FIN.
PLAGUE BUDDIES PLAGUE BUDDIES.
WE INFECT AND PERFECT. WORD.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT IS MY LEAST FAVORITE THING TO DOOOOOOO
WHAT? WHY? OMAIGAD YOU’RE JUST AS ASSHOLE, YOU SHELL. AND AS FOR YOU, SIR TAILS-A-LOT, WHY CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? TAIL SUCKING/FRYING/NOMMING FRIENDS? IS THAT TOO MUCH?
UH YES IT IS FAR TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE THESE DAYS
…COUGH….COUGH…
AS YOU SEE I’VE CAUGHT A BAD CASE OF THE UUHH…
PLAGUE
>:T THE PLAGUE?
I’M A POISON-TYPE. I DON’T GET SICK.
VIRUSES ARE LIKE VITAMINS FOR ME. OR SOMETHING. I DON’T KNOW.
>:T WE SHOULD BE PLAGUE BUDDIES THEN.
TAIL-MUNCHING PLAGUE BUDDIES.
AAAAA PLEASE I DON’T WANNA BE PLAGUE BUDDIES THAT SOUNDS GROSS AND PAINFUL AAAAAAAAA Q//<//Q
WHAT? WHY? OMAIGAD YOU’RE JUST AS ASSHOLE, YOU SHELL. AND AS FOR YOU, SIR TAILS-A-LOT, WHY CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? TAIL SUCKING/FRYING/NOMMING FRIENDS? IS THAT TOO MUCH?
UH YES IT IS FAR TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE THESE DAYS
…COUGH….COUGH…
AS YOU SEE I’VE CAUGHT A BAD CASE OF THE UUHH…
PLAGUE
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oh
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